Coal Lumplings
$30.00
Description
Perfect CURSEmas gift, just in time for the HELLidays!
Each one of these little creeps was handmade by yours truly!
Do you know in ungrateful jerk face that deserves a little coal in their stocking this year? Then you’re in luck! Guaranteed to make the giftee wish they had been less of a two-faced butthole this past year!
These are sold BLIND. So be cool with that. Like I tell my 7-year-old, “You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit!”
NO INTERNATIONAL ORDERS. Sorry, but international shipping is beyond ridiculous right now, so I just can’t afford to ship them outside of the US. If you live internationally and you order one, your order will be canceled. Honestly, I hate doing this, but I don’t make the postage prices.
BUT… FREE SHIPPING for inside the US!