Coal Lumplings
Mountlake Terrace, WA
About
All of my storage is filled with art, customs and product samples that aren’t doing me any good hidden away, so why not get these out to collectors like you? This is the place where I’ll be dropping all kinds of fun collectibles and art pieces made by me. Most are one of a kind. Some is just overstock or samples (but will be signed by yours truly). Please allow a week or so before I ship stuff out. I’m a busy dude.
$30.00
Description
Perfect CURSEmas gift, just in time for the HELLidays!
Each one of these little creeps was handmade by yours truly!
Do you know in ungrateful jerk face that deserves a little coal in their stocking this year? Then you’re in luck! Guaranteed to make the giftee wish they had been less of a two-faced butthole this past year!
These are sold BLIND. So be cool with that. Like I tell my 7-year-old, “You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit!”
NO INTERNATIONAL ORDERS. Sorry, but international shipping is beyond ridiculous right now, so I just can’t afford to ship them outside of the US. If you live internationally and you order one, your order will be canceled. Honestly, I hate doing this, but I don’t make the postage prices.
BUT… FREE SHIPPING for inside the US!